This is Christine!

This Christine. She is a nice girl. However, she suffers from "Frozen Smile". She cannot relax her facial muscles, so she smiles all the time. Some people think she's a phony because she is always smiling, but that's not true. Some people are just ignorant. Keep smiling, Christine.

A Couple I Met at the Beach

Wow. Look at these two! Tell me the guy is not some kind of freak. Look at the look on his face! And the girl - she must be nuts too! She looks like she likes him. Someone told me they escaped from a looney bin in Connecticut. Their names are Dennis and Nancy. It's not even safe at the beach.

A Strange Guy I Met on the Beach

Tell me this guy doesn't look like a weirdo. Look at that stupid grin on his face. And, he is trying to flex his muscles so his biceps look bigger (like we don't know that trick). His name is Jim and I think he has mental problems.

Strange Guy I Met on the St. John's River

This is Fred. He is a homeless person that lives on the river. At least I have a home. All he has is a plastic kayak and a small plastic cooler that he found. I give him food when I have left over road kill. Fred is a good guy. He is on his way to Jacksonville so see his friend, Rick. More about Rick later.

My Boat

This is my boat and home. I live on the St. John's River in Central Florida. The interior of the boat is a lot nicer than the exterior. You have to see it to believe it. My costs are low. I live by foraging in the woods and fishing. I get water from the river. It's really not a bad life. Hope you visit soon.

My Nephew - Michael Baal

My nephew Michael recently graduated with honors (summa cum ididn'tquit laude) from high school in Yardley, Pennsylvania. He then accepted a position as a Senior Welder with a prestigious firm in the Philadelphia area. Michael is devoted to his caring parents, Michael Sr. and Karen Baal, and his lovely sister, Christine. Life has been very good to Michael. He eats at the best restaurants and has learned to eat with the finest culinary skills. This not withstanding, he can open and eat a 2 lb. lobster in less than 90 seconds. Mike has grown into a fine young man and it hoped that some day he will appreciate all that has been given to him.

My Famous Friend: Supermodel Jim Mazzarese

This is my good friend, Jim Mazzarese. He has been modeling since he began acting as the Governor Of New Jersey in the hit HBO show The Sopranos. Because of his unique look (Pre-Neanderthal Pithecus), he became popular in New York fashion circles. He continues to act and model, selecting only those roles which interest him. He also owns a multi-million dollar yacht marina in Ft. Lauderdale Florida.